reasons to skip that shower today

  • it’s only day 4 and you don’t smell bad everywhere yet
  • you work from home, no need to impress anyone
  • just figured out what was wrong with that scene from your latest story, and if you don’t go write it down NOW you’ll probably forget it
  • wife is congested with a head cold and won’t notice
  • daughter just took a hundred-minute shower and hot water is gone from most of the state by now
  • God gave us cologne for a reason
  • God gave us febreze for a reason
  • cat asleep in your underwear drawer, too cute to disturb


Name o' Penfold. Just Penfold. A full-time husband, dad, programmer, and nerd, trying to add "writer" to the list.

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