reasons to skip that shower today
- it’s only day 4 and you don’t smell bad everywhere yet
- you work from home, no need to impress anyone
- just figured out what was wrong with that scene from your latest story, and if you don’t go write it down NOW you’ll probably forget it
- wife is congested with a head cold and won’t notice
- daughter just took a hundred-minute shower and hot water is gone from most of the state by now
- God gave us cologne for a reason
- God gave us febreze for a reason
- cat asleep in your underwear drawer, too cute to disturb
