best christmas gift ever
…oozing head cold.
My mucus production has increased thousandfold; I should be able to lube up a medium-sized industrial nation at this point. No worries, I’m saving it all.
by penfold ·
…oozing head cold.
My mucus production has increased thousandfold; I should be able to lube up a medium-sized industrial nation at this point. No worries, I’m saving it all.
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penfold
Name o' Penfold. Just Penfold. A full-time husband, dad, programmer, and nerd, trying to add "writer" to the list.
by penfold · Published 2017-10-01
by penfold · Published 2018-01-28
author, writer, and monger of things, stories, and other wordments
DISCLAIMER: Not really Heat Miser
I’m a jaded software developer, married to a crazed Russian woman from Estonia, father to two scheming adopted kids from Ukraine, living in the middle of Indiana. So I write stories about that.